Brownielocks and The 3 Bears


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What college did the Easter Bunny graduate from?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a a Scottish bun?

What's big and purple and hugs Easter baskets?

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese restaurant?


What do you call a rabbit that has fleas?

Why is it easy for little baby chicks to talk?

Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?

How do bunnies communicate on the internet?

What comes at the end of Easter?

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

Which test does a rabbit want to flunk?

Which branch of the military do bunnies like best? 

What town does the Easter Bunny go to on vacation?

What are 45 rabbits in a row, all marching backwards called?

Did you hear the story about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?

What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?

What does a bunny use to keep it's ears perky?

Why did the chicks cross the Basketball court?

What happened when the Easter Bunny stuck his head in the fan?

What do you call a short, bossy French rabbit?

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit's hole?

What's a good way to catch the Easter Bunny?

Which religious person are chickens afraid of the most?

What kind of story does the Easter Bunny like to hear?

How many hairs are in a bunny's tail?

How can you tell a rabbit's age?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Boy Scout?

A rabbit that is a stand-up comedian is called what?

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

What's a rabbit's favorite dance?

How do little baby chicks dance?

What's a rabbit's favorite accessory to wear?

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

What goes "Ha, Ha, --Clunk!"?

Why was the bunny arrested?

What kind of beans don't grow on stalks?

Where does a bunny go when it dies?

When does Valentine's Day come after Easter?

What did the pink bunny say to the blue bunny?

Where does the Easter Bunny go to get a new tail?

What is Super Chicken's real identity?

Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

Where did I get all these chicken jokes?


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Howard who?
Howard you like a chocolate bunny?

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heidi who?
Heidi the eggs around the house.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Police who?
Police hurry up and decorate your eggs.

Knock, knock!.
Who's there?
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone find eggs yet.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ivan who?
Ivan to give you a bunny hug.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bunny who?
Bunny-th the basket is a surprise.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to have an Easter bonnet like yours.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Turner who?
Turner round so I can see your bunny tail.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Harvey who?
Harvey good Easter everyone.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Justin who?
Justin time to do the Bunny Hop.


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jimmy who?
Jimmy some more candy.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Donna who?
Donna want to decorate some eggs?

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wendy who?
Wendy Easter Bunny coming?

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arthur who?
Arthur any more eggs to decorate?

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Butcher who?
Butcher eggs all in one basket.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jamaica who?
Jamaica the dress you're wearing?

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Madame who?
Madame egg broke!





The Chocolate Rabbit

I got a chocolate rabbit
For an Easter treat,
A great big chocolate rabbit
Good enough to eat.

So I ate his ears on Sunday,
His nose I finished Monday.
Tuesday I nibbled on his feet.
I ate his tail on Wednesday
Thursday I kept on,
By Friday he was going,
Saturday he was gone.

Oh, I loved my chocolate rabbit
From the moment that he came,
And if I get another one,
I'll love him just the same.
Author Unknown


Jelly Bean Poem

Little jelly beans
Tell a story true.
A tale of Father's love
Just for me and you.

GREEN is for the waving palms.
YELLOW is for the sun above.
BROWN is for the soft earth where
People sat hearing of HIS love.

A SPECKLED bean for fish and sand.
RED for precious wine
and BlACK is for the sky as He died on the cross

PURPLE's for the sadness of
HIS family and friends,
and is for the glory of the
Day HE rose again.

Now that you've heard the story
You know what each color means.
The story of our Father's love
Told by some jelly beans.

So every morning take a bean
They're really very yummy.
Something for the soul, you see
And something for the tummy.

Author Unknown


...One Guy Didn't

Three guys were tried for crimes against humanity.
Two guys committed crimes.
...One guy didn't.
Three guys were given government trials.
Two guys had fair trials.
...One guy didn't.
Three guys were whipped and beaten.
Two guys had it coming.
...One guy didn't.
Three guys were given crosses to carry.
Two guys earned their crosses.
...One guy didn't.
Three guys were mocked and spit at along the way.
Two guys cursed and spit back.
...One guy didn't.
Three guys were nailed to crosses.
Two guys deserved it.
...One guy didn't.
Three guys agonized over their abandonment.
Two guys had reason to be abandoned.
...One guy didn't.
Three guys talked while hanging on their crosses.
Two guys argued.
...One guy didn't.
Three guys knew death was coming.
Two guys resisted.
...One guy didn't.
Three guys died on three crosses.
Three days later.
Two guys remained in their graves.
...One guy didn't.

Author Unknown

Easter's  ABCs

  is for April, the heart of the Spring.
  is for bunnies and the Baskets they bring.
  is for Cart, with eggs piled upon it.
D   is for Daisies we pick for our bonnets.
E   is for Eggs, with a bright color.
F   is for Family, sister and brother.
  is for Garden, hiding a treat.
is for Hopping on quick bunny feet.
I   for Indoors, after egg-hunting ends.
  for the Joy we share with our friends.
K   is for Kindness that makes the day bright.
  is for Lilies, lovely and white.
is for Music we gather to play.
  is for Nest, filled with eggs the birds lay.
O   for Outdoors, where we hunt by the hours.
P   for the Puddles that follow a shower.
  is for Quiet in the soft morning light.
R   is for Rabbit, dressed up just right.
S   is for Spring, when the world is in bloom.
  us for Tulips we place in each room.
  for Umbrella in sunshine or rain.
  is for Violets found in the lane.
is for Water where rabbits are gliding.
  marks the spot where the eggs are hiding.
  is for Young ones, happy at play.
  is for Zeal as we greet Easter Day.

by Nora Tarlow




A cop pulls over a guy with 50 baby chicks  in the backseat of his car. "It's illegal to keep those chicks in the car," the cop says. "You need to take them to a farm." "Okay," the man replies. The next day the cop sees the man again with the same baby chicks  in the car, and this time they have sunglasses on and towels with them. The cop goes, "Hey, I thought I told you to take those chicks  to a farm." The guy says, "I did that yesterday. Today I'm taking these chicks  to the beach!"


A mama bunny, a papa bunny, and a baby bunny live in a hole outside a farmhouse in the country. One day the papa bunny pokes his head out of the hole and says, "Mmm, I smell sausage!" The mama bunny pokes her head out of the hole and says, "Mmm, I smell pancakes!" The baby bunny tries to poke his head out of the hole but can't get past his two bigger bunny parents. Finally giving up, he says, "The only thing I can smell is molasses!"



By the way, where did you get that nice Easter tie?
What makes you think this is an Easter tie?
It's got egg on it!


I figured that at age seven it was inevitable for my son to begin having doubts about Santa Claus. Sure enough, one day he said, "Mom, I know something about Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy."
Taking a deep breath, I asked him, "What is that?"
He replied, "They're all nocturnal."



One Easter Sunday morning as the minister was preaching the children's sermon, he reached into his bag of props and pulled out an egg. He pointed at the egg and asked the children, "What's in here?"
"I know!" a little boy exclaimed. "Pantyhose!"


Why are you buying that peacock?
So I can have organically grown colored Easter eggs.


 The Easter Bunny walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any pickled eggs?" "No we don't," says the bartender. The Easter Bunny leaves. He comes back the next day. "Do you have any pickled eggs?" he asks. "No we don't, and if you ask me again I'll nail you to the wall!" yells the bartender. So the Easter Bunny leaves and comes back the next day and asks, "Do you have any nails?" "No" says the bartender. So the Easter Bunny asks "Well, do you have any pickled eggs?"



The teacher  asked her class what is the meaning of Easter. One little boy raised his hand and replied: "After Jesus died on the cross, his friends buried him in a tomb. Then, 3 days later he got out of the tomb."
The teacher then asked, what this meant to all of us.  The little boy replied, "Well, if Jesus saw his shadow it meant we'd have six more weeks of bad weather."



The preacher was standing at the front door, shaking hands as his parishioners came out.  He pulled one man aside and said, "You need to join the Army of the Lord, son!"

"I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor," he replied.

"How come I only see you at Christmas and Easter?" asked the pastor.

"Because I'm in His  Secret Service, Pastor!"



A few days after Easter, Mark age 6, went to the refrigerator to get a piece of his chocolate candy.  He asked his mother if she wanted a piece.
"No," his Mom said. "I'm trying to lose weight."
"Well," Mark said, "When you wanna gain weight, my Easter candy will be in the 'fridge.  Eat all you want.



 A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He
looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why? The baby chick was a little "cheeper!"


Return to Main Easter or...
Take a peek at the other Easter Pages:

Easter Jokes, Riddles, Poems &

We've gathered up a bunch of Easter Humor Fun!

Play our
 Easter Trivia Game.
Questions about Bunnies, Eggs and all sort of fun for ages 9 to 99.

Egg Expressions,
Quotes and Sayings

It's amazing how an innocent little egg has crept into our American slang!

Bunny Hop Animation!
Watch our little bear do his version of the Bunny Hop to some very jazzy music!

Easter History, Symbols,
Folklore, and more.

The Bunny Trail
Cartoon and also a Sing Along page with
"Here Comes Peter Cottontail."

Cookies and
 Scripture Cake Recipe

Spinning The Bunny
Learn where the angora came from for your sweater.
Plus our angora sweater cartoon.

Easter Parade
Sing-Along with music and lyrics + A Cartoon!

The Chocolate Rabbit
Sing-along with Music, Lyrics and  Animations

The FunnyLittle Bunny With The Powder Puff Tail
Sing-along with Music, Lyrics, + Animations and Graphics

A-Tisket, A-Tasket
Sing-along with Music and Lyrics

Eggbert The Easter Egg
Sing-along with Music, Lyrics, + Animations and Graphics

Easter Crossword

Print out and enjoy!

Easter Word Find
Puzzle Fun


Easter Bingo!
Play Bingo with holiday words or our Egg Dabbers!

The History of Peeps

Easter Cards
 Print out.  Free!


Chocolate Trivia Quiz
(Part of our Valentine's Section.)  But, it also applies to Easter.




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