What do you get when you cross a bunny with a a Scottish bun?

What's big and purple and hugs Easter baskets?

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese restaurant?

What do you call a rabbit that has fleas?

Why is it easy for little baby chicks to talk?

Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?

How do bunnies communicate on the internet?

What comes at the end of Easter?

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

Which test does a rabbit want to flunk?

Which branch of the military do bunnies like best? 

What town does the Easter Bunny go to on vacation?

What are 45 rabbits in a row, all marching backwards called?

Did you hear the story about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?

What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?

What does a bunny use to keep it's ears perky?

Why did the chicks cross the Basketball court?

What happened when the Easter Bunny stuck his head in the fan?

What do you call a short, bossy French rabbit?

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit's hole?

What's a good way to catch the Easter Bunny?

Which religious person are chickens afraid of the most?

What kind of story does the Easter Bunny like to hear?

How many hairs are in a bunny's tail?

How can you tell a rabbit's age?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Boy Scout?

A rabbit that is a stand-up comedian is called what?

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

What's a rabbit's favorite dance?

How do little baby chicks dance?

What's a rabbit's favorite accessory to wear?

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

What goes "Ha, Ha, --Clunk!"?

Why was the bunny arrested?

What kind of beans don't grow on stalks?

Where does a bunny go when it dies?

When does Valentine's Day come after Easter?

What did the pink bunny say to the blue bunny?

Where does the Easter Bunny go to get a new tail?

What is Super Chicken's real identity?

Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

Where did I get all these chicken jokes?

I got a chocolate rabbit
For an Easter treat,
A great big chocolate rabbit
Good enough to eat.

So I ate his ears on Sunday,
His nose I finished Monday.
Tuesday I nibbled on his feet.
I ate his tail on Wednesday
Thursday I kept on,
By Friday he was going,
Saturday he was gone.

Oh, I loved my chocolate rabbit
From the moment that he came,
And if I get another one,
I'll love him just the same.
Author Unknown

Jelly Bean Poem

Little jelly beans
Tell a story true.
A tale of Father's love
Just for me and you.

GREEN is for the waving palms.
YELLOW is for the sun above.
BROWN is for the soft earth where
People sat hearing of HIS love.

A SPECKLED bean for fish and sand.
RED for precious wine
and BlACK is for the sky as He died on the cross

PURPLE's for the sadness of
HIS family and friends,
and is for the glory of the
Day HE rose again.

Now that you've heard the story
You know what each color means.
The story of our Father's love
Told by some jelly beans.

So every morning take a bean
They're really very yummy.
Something for the soul, you see
And something for the tummy.
Author Unknown

...One Guy Didn't

Three guys were tried for crimes against humanity.
Two guys committed crimes.
...One guy didn't.
Three guys were given government trials.
Two guys had fair trials.
...One guy didn't.
Three guys were whipped and beaten.
Two guys had it coming.
...One guy didn't.
Three guys were given crosses to carry.
Two guys earned their crosses.
...One guy didn't.
Three guys were mocked and spit at along the way.
Two guys cursed and spit back.
...One guy didn't.
Three guys were nailed to crosses.
Two guys deserved it.
...One guy didn't.
Three guys agonized over their abandonment.
Two guys had reason to be abandoned.
...One guy didn't.
Three guys talked while hanging on their crosses.
Two guys argued.
...One guy didn't.
Three guys knew death was coming.
Two guys resisted.
...One guy didn't.
One.
Two.
Three guys died on three crosses.
Three days later.
Two guys remained in their graves.
...One guy didn't.

Easter's  ABCs

A   is for April, the heart of the Spring.
B   is for bunnies and the Baskets they bring.
C   is for Cart, with eggs piled upon it.
D   is for Daisies we pick for our bonnets.
E   is for Eggs, with a bright color.
F   is for Family, sister and brother.
G   is for Garden, hiding a treat.
H  is for Hopping on quick bunny feet.
I   for Indoors, after egg-hunting ends.
J   for the Joy we share with our friends.
K   is for Kindness that makes the day bright.
L   is for Lilies, lovely and white.
M  is for Music we gather to play.
N   is for Nest, filled with eggs the birds lay.
O   for Outdoors, where we hunt by the hours.
P   for the Puddles that follow a shower.
Q   is for Quiet in the soft morning light.
R   is for Rabbit, dressed up just right.
S   is for Spring, when the world is in bloom.
T   us for Tulips we place in each room.
U   for Umbrella in sunshine or rain.
V   is for Violets found in the lane.
W  is for Water where rabbits are gliding.
X   marks the spot where the eggs are hiding.
Y   is for Young ones, happy at play.
Z   is for Zeal as we greet Easter Day.

by Nora Tarlow