Updated: 2/7/17

Brownielocks and The 3 Bears

or Silly, Corny, Dumb, Valentines Rhymes?

all of these are original and were created by Brownielocks
(Not for commercial use. Only personal.)

Popsicles are cold
Cocoa is hot
I'm sending you this incognito
because I like you 
a lot.
I think you're cool.
I think you're fun.
This Valentine is sent Priority Mail
To get a jump on my competition.
Roses are red
Violets are blue,
When you forgive me, 
You'll get a Valentine IOU
On a scale of sexy between one and ten
You're a 1 and a 0 
multiplied over and over again.
Roses are lovely, but
Roses have thorns,
Your beauty won't last forever
So the mirror warns.
Chocolate is brown,
Hearts are red,
If you won't be my Valentine,
I'll ask that other girl (guy) instead.

Roses are red
Blue is the sky
If you don't become my Valentine
I'll just eat till I die.

Love can be fleeting or
Love can endure,
Say you'll be my Valentine
so we can be sure.
Valentines are stupid.
Valentines are dumb.
So why do we get so upset
If no one sends us one? (Hint!)
I think you're hot
I think you're cool
But if you don't become my Valentine
I'll think you're a fool.
I'm not a psychic
But I've got a hunch,
How would you like a Valentine lunch?
Your hugs are like whip cream
Your kisses like Jell-O
I hope  you always have room in your heart for this fellow.
If you won't be my Valentine,
Then  give this back to me.
I believe in recycling so help save a tree.
Purple is created by blending red and blue
And I was created to always love you.
"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do" and so
I'm sending this Valentine to you!
I can bring home the bacon
I can fry it up in a pan
If you'd be my Valentine
I'd never let you forget I'm your man.
One is for lonely
Two is not.
Be my Valentine
Or I'll buy a dog named Spot.
I smiled, I winked, I have been quite a flirt.
So here's a Valentine because you're not too alert.
Amongst all that junk mail,
It feels so divine
When someone cares enough
To send a Valentine!
I'm going against all the things my mother taught me.
So here's a Valentine from a girl of the 21st Century.
Whatever color your rose may be
It will soon dry and fade away;
But my love
for you 
Is forever here
to stay.
Although we are no longer one,
And we live far apart,
This Valentine is sent to you
because you still own my
I'm not sending you roses,
like the other guys might do.
I'm sending you an orchid,
because it is special like you.
This Valentine is not a poem because I'm not into that corny stuff.
I love you with no rhyme or reason.
Valentine, so far away, I'm sending you this pre-paid phone card.
Call me so I can hear your voice because being away from you is hard.
Roses are red,
Ivy is green,
Between your looks
and by brains,
We make quite a team!
I've texted,
I've tweeted, I've E-mailed 6 times.
Consider this my last request
For Us to be Valentines!
I've sent texts.
And I've called.
But you just don't
I want you to be my Valentine,
And, not just a
Facebook Friend.
Love goes in circles
So I'm crazy. I'm
But, unless you're my Valentine,
I can't say I'm "Winning!"
I'm a computer nerd.
This is all I can say:
:x :x :x :x :x
Cuz I'm not good at romance
So show me the way!
I believe in love.
I believe in cupid.
But if you won't be my Valentine
I'll feel really stupid.
I didn't by you candy,
Cuz it would make you fat.
But, I'm sending you this Valentine
So we don't have a spat.
You say without me,
You'd rather die.
Will I be your Valentine?
OK, when pigs fly!
 Need to find love?
You won't on GPS.
So who sent you this Valentine?
You'll never guess!
I'll bring the oysters.
You bring the wine.
Then lets share and make a love Valentine.
Roses are Red, Violets Are Blue, When Love Comes A Knocking Ask for ID, You Fool! The Rainbow has Red, The Rainbow has Blue, We Are All Rainbow PeopleWhich Is Why I Love You. Dinner and Roses, Because I'm A Class Act, I Love You. I Love You. That's Not An Alternate Fact.
 You bring the condoms,
I'll bring the wine.
Need I say more?
See you at 9.
Cupid shot and missed you, Because you've got great moves,
Therefore, in the game of love,
We both lose.
Our love is not normal
Our love is bizarre
Our love is so crazy
We're sure to go far.
Love has no words
But, I'm suppose to come up with some
So, I think Valentine's Day is Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.


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