Updated: 2/7/17
Brownielocks and The 3 Bears
present
or Silly, Corny,
Dumb, Valentines Rhymes?
all of
these are original and were created by Brownielocks
(Not for commercial
use. Only personal.)
| Popsicles are cold Cocoa is hot I'm sending you this incognito because I like you a lot. |
I think you're cool. I think you're fun. This Valentine is sent Priority Mail To get a jump on my competition. |
Roses are red Violets are blue, When you forgive me, You'll get a Valentine IOU |
On a scale of sexy between one and ten You're a 1 and a 0 multiplied over and over again. |
Roses are lovely, but Roses have thorns, Your beauty won't last forever So the mirror warns. |
| Chocolate is brown, Hearts are red, If you won't be my Valentine, I'll ask that other girl (guy) instead. |
Roses are red |
Love can be fleeting or Love can endure, Say you'll be my Valentine so we can be sure. |
Valentines are stupid. Valentines are dumb. So why do we get so upset If no one sends us one? (Hint!) |
I think you're hot I think you're cool But if you don't become my Valentine I'll think you're a fool. |
| I'm not a psychic But I've got a hunch, How would you like a Valentine lunch? |
Your hugs are like whip cream Your kisses like Jell-O I hope you always have room in your heart for this fellow. |
If you won't be my Valentine, Then give this back to me. I believe in recycling so help save a tree. |
Purple is created by blending red and blue And I was created to always love you. |
"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta
do" and so I'm sending this Valentine to you! |
| I can bring home the bacon I can fry it up in a pan If you'd be my Valentine I'd never let you forget I'm your man. |
One is for lonely Two is not. Be my Valentine Or I'll buy a dog named Spot. |
I smiled, I winked, I have been quite a flirt. So here's a Valentine because you're not too alert. |
Amongst all that junk mail, It feels so divine When someone cares enough To send a Valentine! |
I'm going against all the things my mother
taught me. So here's a Valentine from a girl of the 21st Century. |
| Whatever color your rose may be It will soon dry and fade away; But my love for you Sweetheart Is forever here to stay. |
Although we are no longer one, And we live far apart, This Valentine is sent to you because you still own my heart. |
I'm not sending you roses, like the other guys might do. I'm sending you an orchid, because it is special like you. |
This Valentine is not a poem because I'm
not into that corny stuff. I love you with no rhyme or reason. |
Valentine, so far away, I'm sending you this
pre-paid phone card. Call me so I can hear your voice because being away from you is hard. |
| Roses are red, Ivy is green, Between your looks and by brains, We make quite a team! |
I've texted, I've tweeted, I've E-mailed 6 times. Consider this my last request For Us to be Valentines! |
I've sent texts. And I've called. But you just don't comprehend. I want you to be my Valentine, And, not just a Facebook Friend. |
Love goes in circles So I'm crazy. I'm Spinning. But, unless you're my Valentine, I can't say I'm "Winning!" |
I'm a computer nerd. This is all I can say: :x :x :x :x :x Cuz I'm not good at romance So show me the way! |
| I believe in love. I believe in cupid. But if you won't be my Valentine I'll feel really stupid. |
I didn't by you candy, Cuz it would make you fat. But, I'm sending you this Valentine So we don't have a spat. |
You say without me, You'd rather die. Will I be your Valentine? OK, when pigs fly! |
Need to find love? You won't on GPS. So who sent you this Valentine? You'll never guess! |
I'll bring the oysters. You bring the wine. Then lets share and make a love Valentine. |
| Roses are Red, Violets Are Blue, When Love Comes A Knocking Ask for ID, You Fool! | The Rainbow has Red, The Rainbow has Blue, We Are All Rainbow PeopleWhich Is Why I Love You. | Dinner and Roses, Because I'm A Class Act,
I Love You. I Love You. That's Not An Alternate Fact. |
You bring the condoms, I'll bring the wine. Need I say more? See you at 9. |
Cupid shot and missed you, Because you've
got great moves, Therefore, in the game of love, We both lose. |
| Our love is not normal Our love is bizarre Our love is so crazy We're sure to go far. |
Love has no words But, I'm suppose to come up with some So, I think Valentine's Day is Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. |
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