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 We Made some  Fun Valentine Pages 4 You

Are you romantic? How much do you really know about love,  and Valentine's Day?


 From  the famous to the anonymous.

How much do you know about the ooie gooie chocolate you love?


Informative - yet fun - about wedding and bridal customs past & present.


A blend of what color lipstick you're wearing with how you use up your tube. Does our Lipstick Personality Chart reveal the true you?

We understand.  Many of us don't get one. Here's our cartoon to all those who are feeling a bit sad.


Roses are Red
Or your love you might lose
So, Visit this page
For some romantic schmooze


Some funny Valentine poems. Simplistic and sweet delight.
Also visit our Romance Poems
and Traditional Romantic Poetry.

Need some quesitons answered.  Our Teddy Bear Fortune Tellers is guaranteed to answer anything and everything.


Make special Valentine Cookies this year. Paint your Valentine cookies, don't frost. Then put them in a cookie bowl! Your friends will love it.


One of the most popular love songs about commitment through thick or thin. Sung by Frank Sinatra and more recently by 
Celine Dion.


Although a humorous Beatle's tune, it also says what most of us want to know: Will we still be loved as we get older?
Enjoy the cartoon and sing-along.

Love is a lot of things to people.  See our Valentine Card.
Done in 1999 with a
different art style than today.

Don't send the wrong message.  Check our Rose Chart.
Animation dedicated to those who met on the internet or just love the net.
For those who love the net or found love on the net!

 


Part of our Recipe Section,
I thought I'd put a link here.
Not listed in Jump Box
or among other Valentine Pages.

Knock, Knock. Who's There. Jimmy. Jimmy Who? = Jimmy a little kiss will ya huh?  And, there's more like that.
If you're looking for some corny, cheesy, material to write on a valentine, then we suggest our Knock Knock jokes. They aren't Valentine limericks per se, but we do have some really knock-out lines for your sweetheart's attention. (wink!)

 

More modern romance poetry for cards and notes.
These are more for cards and
notes. Some rhyme others are
free-form poetry. They are written for self-made cards, Valentines and notes of love.

Classic poems that go back 100+ years.
These are the old, romantic poems you had in school by Shelley, Yeats, Shakespeare, Elizabeth Browning, Plus a few you probably never heard about?.

 


Printable Love, Romance or
Valentine Cards made from our watercolor backgrounds.
We have several pages.
We're linking to the page with hearts only.

 

A few of our Weekly Cartoons can relate to Valentine's Day:
Love Poem, 
Priceless Valentine
Special Valentine's Day Treatment?
Cupid Damages or Lawsuit
Lost Romance
Oh Dear!
Valentine Lawn Mower


Although not an official part of our Valentine's Pages.

Relationship Toast

To keep your love overflowing
In the Loving Cup,
When you are wrong, admit it.
And, when you're right...Shut Up!

Fun Facts and Cliches About Your Heart

*  It beats 4,000 times an hour.

*  It weighs approximately 11 ounces.

*  It takes 20 minutes for blood to travel the cardiovascular circuit.

*  It's just a little larger than your fist.

*  Each heartbeat pumps a half-cup of blood.

*  Blood travels through 62,000 miles of veins, arteries and capillaries.

*  The heart has been used as a symbol of love and generosity In songs, poetry and speech inaccurately:

(a) You can't break a heart although you can be "heartbroken".

(b) All hearts are basically the same size and someone who is "big hearted" is generous.

(c) You can't wear "your heart on your sleeve" although you can be obvious about feelings.

(d) A heartache can medically be chest pains, but they are usually due to a loss of someone's love.

(e) Since your heart is located behind your ribs, it can't feel anything. So if something is said to be "heart felt" it is merely sentimental.

(f) A "hearty" meal is one that is a lot of food and is more focused on the stomach.

(g) A "heart-stopping" situation usually makes one stop breathing for a second.  But your heart keeps on beating even if you hold your breath a few seconds.

(h) In the old days to have a change of  heart meant to change your mind.  Ironically, in this new era, with heart transplants, one literally can change their heart. :)

 And so...some clichés become reality!

What is Love?  
Here are what some kids ages between 5 and 10  say:

WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?

"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife." (Tom, 5)

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." (Mike, 9)

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding." (Jim, 10)

CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE:

"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." (Jan, 9)

ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE:

"Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." (Roger, 9)

"If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." (Leo, 7)

ON THE ROLE OF GOOD LOOKS IN LOVE:

"If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." (Jeanne, 8)

"It isn't always just how you look. Look at me, I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet." (Gary, 7)

"Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time." (Christine, 9)

CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS:

"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them." (Dave, 8)

CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE:

"I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'The Simpsons' is on television." (Anita, 6)

"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I have been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me." (Bobby, 8)

"I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough." (Regina, 10)

THE PERSONAL QUALITIES NECESSARY TO BE A GOOD LOVER:

"One of you should know how to write a check. Because even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills." (Ava, 8)

SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU:

"Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love." (Alonzo, 9)

"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually work for me." (Bart, 9)

WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY "I LOVE YOU"

"The person is thinking, Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he showers at least once a day." (Michelle, 9)

HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE:

"Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work." (Tom, 7)

"Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash." (Randy, 8)

 

 

 
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