Brownielocks and The 3 Bears
Classic, Clean, Cheesy but Fun
for children of all ages.
These riddles have been
around for years. You're probably going to kick yourself for not
remembering the answers if you are older than 30!
And, for the rest of you, well they're so corny you will groan as you laugh.
They remind me of old vaudeville jokes, actually.
Anyway, after the question then put your mouse over the and the answer will be revealed to you. This save the page from being too wordy, and well, keeps a bit of suspense to the riddles as well.
If using a smart phone to view these pages, just put your finger on the symbol and hold it for a moment. A pop up that contains the answer will appear. To close the pop up, just tap elsewhere on the screen.
So don't cheat by putting your mouse over the ? first now!
promise did Adam and Eve make after they were kicked out of the garden of eden?
you call a duck that gets all "A's" in school?
birds fly south?
you keep a skunk from smelling?
you get if you cross an alley cat with a canary?
you call a grocery clerk in Peking?
does cho-pho-use spell?
you call a man who's always wiring for money?
were English kings usually crowned?
the best cure for insomnia?
you tell a happy motorcyclist?
What pill do you take to get way out?
rides on a motorcycle and eats cotton?
did Paul Revere say when his ride was over?
Midas sat on gold, who sat on silver?
does the chimney smoke?
what do you do when you see a green light?
red house is on the left and the blue house is on the right, then were is the
location of the white house?
animal can fly higher than a house?
the wagon train stop in the middle of the prairie?
the difference between an old Indian head penny and a new nickel?
you call an Indian hitchhiking in October?
Yolks of eggs are white, or yolks of eggs is white?
was the worm doing in the cornfield?
yellow and always points North?
green and makes holes?
green and very sarcastic?
the best way to prevent infection from biting insects?
big, black and eats rocks?
was Solomon's Temple?
has long hair and purple feet?
are you sure to get if you cross a porcupine with a gorilla?
red, carries a sack of toys and falls down the chimney?
has 16 legs, a bra and whistles through the woods?
Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
goes 99 thump, 99 thump, 99 thump?
Which American president wore the largest hat?
worse than raining cats and dogs?
tough....but what can you always count on?
another name for a grandfather clock?
time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?
goes up but never comes down?
did Cinderella say when her pictures didn't arrive?
you top a car?
you call a knight with a rotary engine?
wrongs do not make a right. But what do two rights make?
did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?
major surgery possible on a very obese woman?
gets wetter the more times it dries?
How do you now when you're no longer wanted?
the greatest engineering feat performed in the U.S?
the greatest surgical operation ever recorded?
New York building has the most stories?
you get if you eat uranium?
the proper name for shiska-bob?
always weighs the same no matter how big it gets?
the best way to raise potatoes?
name for a mobile home salesman?
did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
Jane divorce Tarzan?
many big men have been born in Alaska?
weighs 2000 lbs. and has a stick in it?
happens to a cow when it stands out in the rain?
does a flea have that nothing else has?
you give a seasick elephant?
How do you revive a rodent that falls into a lake?
What do you call a frightened skin-diver?
green and has a trunk?
did the ice cream say to the nuts?
you call a man who shaves 20 times a day?
a honeymoon salad?
came out when the boy put a lead slug in the popcorn machine?
crawls and goes Ding Dong?
you describe a pedestrian?
What's a dead ringer?
What goes best with a white wall?
If you broke your arm in 2 places, what would you do?
doesn't it do any good to send a letter to Washington?
did the limestone say to the geologist?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
sells ice cream in Arizona?
What do you call an ice cream truck operator?
the lyrics to our Midi titled "The Riddle Song" - A traditional
I assume from the Appalachian Mountains? When I listened, it sounded a lot to me like
the tune, "The 12th of Never" sung by Donny Osmond years ago. Doesn't it?
The Riddle Song Lyrics
That had no stone
I gave my love a chicken
That had no bone
I told my love a story
That had no end
I gave my love a baby
With no crying.
How can there be a cherry
A cherry when it's blooming
Jokes are taken
"The World's Worst Riddles"
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