Knock! Knock! Jokes for Kids - Clean, Classic from Brownielocks

Brownielocks and The 3 Bears
present
Classic, Clean, Corny but Fun

"Who's There?"

It's pretty simple. Knock Knock jokes use pun sound-alike words or phrases as their punch line based primarily on people's names, but can be words of any sort.
Just put your mouse over the peeping eyes in the keyholeto see who is there?

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Knock, Knock. Who's There?
Arthur!
Arthur Who?
Arthur any more home like you?

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Jimmy!
Jimmy Who?
"Jimmy a little kiss, will ya huh?"

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Avon!
Avon Who?
Avon to be alone.

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Boo!
Boo Who?
Now, now. Don't cry.

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Butcher!
Butcher Who?
Butcher arms around me honey and hold me tight.

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Theresa!
Theresa Who?
Theresa nothing like a dame.

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Dishes!
Dishes Who?
Dishes the FBI. Open Up!!

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Elba!
Elba Who?
Elba down to get you in a taxi, honey.

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Accordian!
Accordian Who?
Accordian to the weatherman it's gonna rain tomorrow.

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Abie!
Abie Who?
ABIE....C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P....etc.

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Abyssinia!
Abyssinia Who?
Abysinnia soon.

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Major!
Major Who?

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Evvie!
Evvie Who?

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Manny!
Manny Who?

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Wendy!
Wendy Who?

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Donna!
Donna Who?

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Yule!
Yule Who?

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Marion!
Marion Who?

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Minnie!
Minnie Who?

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Mayer!
Mayer Who?

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Hugh!
Hugh Who?

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Hugo!
Hugo Who?

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Gwen!
Gwen Who?

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Handsome!
Handsome Who?

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Humus!
Humus Who?

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Sony!
Sony Who?

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Ida!
Ida Who?

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Iowa!
Iowa Who?

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Isabelle!
Isabelle Who?

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Jamaica!
Jamaica Who?

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Doughnut!
Doughnut Who?

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Dr. Livingston!
Dr. Livingston Who?

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Dwayne!
Dwayne Who?

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Elsie!
Elsie Who?

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Lil!
Lil Who?

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Madame!
Madame Who?

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Leica!
Leica Who?

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Kershew!
Kershew Who?

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Yes?
Will you remember me in 5 years?
Yes.
Will you remember me in 10 years?
Yes.
Will you remember me in 20 years?
Yes.
Knock. Knock.
Who's There?

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Olive!
Olive Who?

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O'Shea!
O'Shea Who?

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Toby!
Toby Who?

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Sarah?
Sarah Who?

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Tuba!
Tuba Who?

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Zebra!
Zebra Who?

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Heather!
Heather Who?

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Ira!
Ira Who?

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Watson!
Watson Who?

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Annie!
Annie Who?

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Wayne!
Wayne Who?

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Banana.
Banana Who?
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Banana.
Banana Who?
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Orange.
Orange Who?
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Sam and Janet!
Sam and Janet Who?

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Thesis!
Thesis Who?

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Anita!
Anita Who?

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Leif!
Leif Who?

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Olaf!
Olaf Who?

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Murray!
Murray Who?

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Phillip!
Phillip Who?

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Pizza!
Pizza Who?

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Atch!
Atch Who?

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Hymen.
Hymen Who?
Hymen in the mood for love.

Note: This joke is not meant to be of a sexual nature.
Hymen is a Hebrew first name (male) and means "life."
Hymen was also the Greek and Roman God of marriage.

Knock, Knock. Who's There?
Thad!
Thad Who?

Knock, Knock. Who's There?

Got some ideas using the names of your friends?
Here are some I just thought up...
Such as "Jessica" - Jessica let you know I love you.
"Jose" = Jose can you see by the dawn's early light..
"Andy" - Andy the loser has to pay $100 to...
"Frank and Stan" - Frankenstein Monster! Grrr..
"Althea" - Althea later aligator..
"Alloyicia" (sp?) - Alloyicia lots of luck.

Jokes are taken mostly (I made a few up) from
"The World's Worst Knock Knock Jokes"
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