Brownielocks and The 3
Bears
present
Classic, Clean, Corny but Fun
for Children of all ages.
PS: You're probably going to groan more than laugh they
are so well, dumb and Pac dermal!
The elephant knows the answer
to all questions.
Just put your mouse over him and he will tell you.
If using a smart phone to view these pages, just put your finger on the symbol and hold it for a moment. A pop up that contains the answer will appear. To close the pop up, just tap elsewhere on the screen.
What
did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the bill?
So,
what did Tarzan say when he say the elephants coming over the hill wearing dark
glasses?
Why do
elephants wear pink tennis shoes?
Why do
elephants float down the river on their backs?
Why do
elephants have wrinkled ankles?
So, why
to elephants have wrinkled knees?
How do
you tell an elephant from a grape?
What
did Jane say when she saw the elephants?
Why are
elephants colored grey?
What is
it that looks like an elephant and flies?
What is
it that looks like an elephant and flies and is very dangerous?
If you
are colorblind, then how do you tell an elephant from a grape?
Why
don't more elephants go to college?
How do
you put 6 elephants in a Volkswagen?
Why do elephants need trunks?
Why do
elephants have flat feet?
How do
you know if an elephant is standing next to you in an elevator?
Why do
elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?
How
does an elephant put his trunk in a crocodile's mouth?
What do
you call elephants who ride on trains?
Why do
girl elephants wear angora sweaters?
What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?
Why don't elephants like blue lace petticoats?
Where
do baby elephants come from?
What did the banana say to the elephant?
Why do
elephants lie on their backs with their feet in the air?
How can
you tell if an elephant is sleeping?
Why did
the elephant walk around in polka dotted socks?
Why did
the elephants quit their job at the factory?
How do
you housebreak an elephant?
How can you tell if an elephant's been in the refrigerator?
Why do
elephants eat peanuts?
Where do you find elephants?
What
did the elephant say when he got caught in the revolving door?
How do
you make a hamburger for an elephant?
What do
elephants eat besides hamburgers?
Why do elephants have hair on their tails?
What do
you do when an elephant sneezes?
What
did the nearsighted elephant say when the Volkswagen ran into it?
Why
don't elephants ride buses during rush hour?
What does an elephant smell like after it takes a shower?
How
many elephants on a Nurndy team?
Why are
elephants so much better at Nurndy than people?
Why
don't elephants like martinis?
Why
aren't more elephants called Walter?
How
does an elephant get out of a phone booth?
What
did the nearsighted elephant say when he saw the tank?
What do you call a hippopotamus who's been carrying elephants across the river all day?
What
did Jane say when she say the elephant working in the drug store?
Which elephants don't get toothaches?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
What did Tarzan say when he saw the male elephant jump off the cliff?
How do
you get an elephant out of a tub of gelatin?
Why do
elephants live in the jungle?
How can
you tell when an elephant is getting ready to charge?
What
did the elephant say to the Maharajah?
Why do
elephants jump across rivers?
Why
does an elephant never forget?
What
did the elephants say when they saw Tarzan leaving the jungle?
Why
hasn't anyone started a "Hug Your Elephant Day?"
Why
doesn't the CIA train elephants for espionage?
Why
don't elephants get parts in Western Movies?
Why
don't elephants get invited to Buckingham Palace?
Why
aren't elephants in the Space program?
Jokes are taken mostly (I made a few
up) from
"The World's Worst Elephant Jokes"
No Author
Published by Price/Stern/Sloan © 1963
410 North La Cienega Boulevard, Los Angeles, CA 90048
Our midi is "Elephant Walk" - Of course!
