Brownielocks and The 3 Bears
Classic, Clean, Corny but Fun 

for Children of all ages.
PS: You're probably going to groan more than laugh they are so well, dumb and Pac dermal!

The elephant knows the answer to all questions.
Just put your mouse over him and he will tell you.

If using a smart phone to view these pages, just put your finger on the symbol and hold it for a moment. A pop up that contains the answer will appear. To close the pop up, just tap elsewhere on the screen.


What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the bill?

So, what did Tarzan say when he say the elephants coming over the hill wearing dark glasses?

Why do elephants wear pink tennis shoes?

Why do elephants float down the river on their backs?

Why do elephants have wrinkled ankles?

So, why to elephants have wrinkled knees?

How do you tell an elephant from a grape?

What did Jane say when she saw the elephants?

Why are elephants colored grey?

What is it that looks like an elephant and flies?

What is it that looks like an elephant and flies and is very dangerous?

If you are colorblind, then how do you tell an elephant from a grape?

Why don't more elephants go to college?

How do you put 6 elephants in a Volkswagen?

Why do elephants need trunks?

Why do elephants have flat feet?

How do you know if an elephant is standing next to you in an elevator?

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

How does an elephant put his trunk in a crocodile's mouth?

What do you call elephants who ride on trains?

Why do girl elephants wear angora sweaters?

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

Why don't elephants like blue lace petticoats?

Where do baby elephants come from?

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Why do elephants lie on their backs with their feet in the air?

How can you tell if an elephant is sleeping?

Why did the elephant walk around in polka dotted socks?

Why did the elephants quit their job at the factory?

How do you housebreak an elephant?

How can you tell if an elephant's been in the refrigerator?

Why do elephants eat peanuts?

Where do you find elephants?

What did the elephant say when he got caught in the revolving door?

How do you make a hamburger for an elephant?

What do elephants eat besides hamburgers?

Why do elephants have hair on their tails?

What do you do when an elephant sneezes?

What did the nearsighted elephant say when the Volkswagen ran into it?

Why don't elephants ride buses during rush hour?

What does an elephant smell like after it takes a shower?

How many elephants on a Nurndy team?

Why are elephants so much better at Nurndy than people?

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Why aren't more elephants called Walter?

How does an elephant get out of a phone booth?

What did the nearsighted elephant say when he saw the tank?

What do you call a hippopotamus who's been carrying elephants across the river all day?

What did Jane say when she say the elephant working in the drug store?

Which elephants don't get toothaches?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

What did Tarzan say when he saw the male elephant jump off the cliff?

How do you get an elephant out of a tub of gelatin?

Why do elephants live in the jungle?

How can you tell when an elephant is getting ready to charge?

What did the elephant say to the Maharajah?

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

Why does an elephant never forget?

What did the elephants say when they saw Tarzan leaving the jungle?

Why hasn't anyone started a "Hug Your Elephant Day?"


Why doesn't the CIA train elephants for espionage?

Why don't elephants get parts in Western Movies?

Why don't elephants get invited to Buckingham Palace?


Why aren't elephants in the Space program?

Jokes are taken mostly (I made a few up) from
"The World's Worst Elephant Jokes"
No Author
Published by Price/Stern/Sloan © 1963
410 North La Cienega Boulevard, Los Angeles, CA 90048


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