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for Children of all ages.
PS: You're probably going to groan more than laugh they
are so well, dumb and Pac dermal!
The elephant knows the answer
to all questions.
Just put your mouse over him and he will tell you.
did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the bill?
what did Tarzan say when he say the elephants coming over the hill wearing dark
elephants wear pink tennis shoes?
elephants float down the river on their backs?
elephants have wrinkled ankles?
to elephants have wrinkled knees?
you tell an elephant from a grape?
did Jane say when she saw the elephants?
elephants colored grey?
it that looks like an elephant and flies?
it that looks like an elephant and flies and is very dangerous?
are colorblind, then how do you tell an elephant from a grape?
don't more elephants go to college?
you put 6 elephants in a Volkswagen?
elephants need trunks?
elephants have flat feet?
you know if an elephant is standing next to you in an elevator?
elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?
does an elephant put his trunk in a crocodile's mouth?
you call elephants who ride on trains?
girl elephants wear angora sweaters?
does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?
don't elephants like blue lace petticoats?
do baby elephants come from?
did the banana say to the elephant?
elephants lie on their backs with their feet in the air?
you tell if an elephant is sleeping?
the elephant walk around in polka dotted socks?
the elephants quit their job at the factory?
you housebreak an elephant?
you tell if an elephant's been in the refrigerator?
elephants eat peanuts?
do you find elephants?
did the elephant say when he got caught in the revolving door?
you make a hamburger for an elephant?
elephants eat besides hamburgers?
elephants have hair on their tails?
you do when an elephant sneezes?
did the nearsighted elephant say when the Volkswagen ran into it?
don't elephants ride buses during rush hour?
does an elephant smell like after it takes a shower?
many elephants on a Nurndy team?
elephants so much better at Nurndy than people?
don't elephants like martinis?
aren't more elephants called Walter?
does an elephant get out of a phone booth?
did the nearsighted elephant say when he saw the tank?
you call a hippopotamus who's been carrying elephants across the river all day?
did Jane say when she say the elephant working in the drug store?
elephants don't get toothaches?
much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
did Tarzan say when he saw the male elephant jump off the cliff?
you get an elephant out of a tub of gelatin?
elephants live in the jungle?
you tell when an elephant is getting ready to charge?
did the elephant say to the Maharajah?
elephants jump across rivers?
does an elephant never forget?
did the elephants say when they saw Tarzan leaving the jungle?
Here are some
questions about elephants that so far have not been answered.
Do you know why....
Aren't elephants in the
Has the elephant been replaced as a household pet by the cat?
Do Rhinoceroses get all the good parts in Western movies?
Don't elephants get invited to Buckingham Palace?
Doesn't the CIA train elephants for espionage?
Is Waterloo, Iowa so against elephants jay-walking?
Hasn't anyone started a "Hug Your
Jokes are taken mostly (I made a few
"The World's Worst Elephant Jokes"
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