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what makes a corny joke corny?
I call it a "wit weakness."
It's funny, but well...
not rib-tickling, belly-aching laughter. It's also clean!
these jokes are done like a vaudeville question and answer style. To know the
punchline, just place your mouse over the ear of corn
and it will appear as the answer is in the corny kernels. ;)
(Feel free to have some popcorn while viewing this page.)
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a duck?
kind of horses go out after dark?
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
silk worms were in a race.
What was the result?
How do you stop a charging rhinoceros?
What did the evil chicken lay?
Why did the pig want to become an actor?
you get when you cross the world's best fairy tale
teller with the world's worst mammal?
What's more dangerous than pulling a shark's tooth?
fruit comes from a fruit tree, then what kind of
tree does a chicken come from?
you get when you cross a rottweiler with a collie?
How do you find a lost rabbit?
Chicken Little was killed on the playground,
What did the police put down on their report?
What did the termite say when he walked into a bar?
Two flies are on the porch. Which one is the actor?
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?
Where does a penguin keep his money?
Why do male deer need braces?
motto is, "If at first you don't succeed,
then which Arial sport should you avoid?"
What kind of shoes do baby cowboys wear?
What is the best way to carve wood?
What did the bedspread say to the sheet?
here's the scenario. A rooster lays an egg on the
peak of a roof.
Now...which side of the roof does the egg roll down?
stays in bed most of the day, but sometimes will go to the bank?
How were your test scores?
Father: What do you mean underwater?
What did the angry customer at an Italian restaurant give the chef?
Why did the book join the police department?
Why do florescent lights always hum?
are baby boys dressed in blue and
baby girls dressed in pink?
Why did the man run around his bed?
Why are movie stars so cool?
walked into a lawyer's office and asked about rates.
"It's $50 for 3 questions," replied the lawyer.
"Isn't that awfully steep?" replied the man.
many hired hands does it take to change a light bulb?
some people have photographic memories and some don't?
do tough chickens come from?
Why did the house go to the doctor?
What did the cow pack to go on vacation in Hawaii?
What is round and really violent?
Why would Snow White be a good judge?
was the ant charged with for killing the other ant?
patient went to see a doctor.
"I think I'm losing my memory."
"Really?" replied the doctor. Just how long have you had your problem?
The Patient said:
man ran into a doctor's office, "Please, doc, I feel like I'm a pair of
What was the doctor's response?
many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee?
bird was sitting in his cage watching his owner read the newspaper. What did the
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Why does a bike stand on one-leg?
can't a man living in the US be buried in Canada?
What's the biggest problem with snow boots?
How many months have 28 days?
runs around the cow pasture but never moves?
Where can you find an ocean with no water?
How do you fix a broken tomato?
Why do people in Ireland keep their money in banks?
What fast food do sea monsters eat?
How does the Man in the Moon cut his hair?
you like raisin bread?
Jim: Don't know, I never raised any.
Who are the longest speakers?
What did the alien say to the gas pump?
What did one campfire say to another?
is a couple and three is a crowd,
then what is four and five?
They say change is inevitable, except here?
How much deeper would the ocean be if it didn't have sponges in it?
Which animal keeps the best time?
Why did the skeleton go to the library?
What does a houseboat become when it grows up?
What happened when man invented the wheel?
What three letters turn a girl into a woman?
What has no beginning, no end and nothing in the middle?
Why did the man put his car in the oven?
can you wear anytime that never goes out of style?
Why do baby pigs eat so much?
Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
On which side does a leopard have the most spots?
What kind of jokes do vegetables like best?
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