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The 3 Bears
Let's begin with what a "spoonerism" is. For those of you that remember a television show called, "All in the Family" you will recall a character named Archie Bunker. Well, Archie was really good at saying spoonerisms. (He was also good at being politically incorrect too. As well as often speaking Malapropisms. ) But, Archie also often said one word, but meant another. The word he used sounded a lot like what he should have said, but the definition was far from what he intended!
Here are some examples:
Geez! Why don't you use some birth patrol?"
"The doctor told him he had garlic stones."
"He got fired for making suppository remarks about the boss."
"I think we're too old do be doing all that floorplay, Edith."
"You want to go to the Poke Yer Nose for vacation?"
"When I die, I don't want no urology."
The name "Spoonerism" comes from a real man named Reverend William Archibald Spooner (1844-1930) who was dean and then later became the president of New College in Oxford, England. Although he was a distinguished professor, we was more well-known for his hilarious slips of the tongue. His hobby was bird watching but he was more poplar for word botching. It is said that one of the very first spoonerisms that he said (but not authenticated) happened in 1879 when he was lifting a stein of ale to Queen Victoria one day he declared, "Three cheers for our queer old dean!" (We think he meant "dear old dean.") Another time he was scolding one of his students and said, "You have hissed all my mystery lectures. You have tasted a whole worm. Please leave Oxford on the next town drain." There are a lot of spoonerisms out there. Many other sites have more examples, so I won't go on.
But, there are 3 ways to create your own spoonerism:
1. Switch Initial Consonants.
Example: Psychologist: A person who pulls habits out of rats.
2. Reverse The Syllables.
Example: I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
3. Transport Entire Words Around.
Example: A bunch of cattle put into a satellite was called the herd shot round the world.
Our English language has more words than any other language, approximately 615,000. And, we keep making new words every year it seems. (German is second with approximately 185,000 words btw.) So, the English language has a lot of rhyming words that have potential to be spoonerisms!
Below are some examples of spoonerized expressions:
A fisherman baits his hook. A lazy schoolboy hates his book.
A chimp holding on to a branch is a dangling monkey. A destructive mule is a mangling donkey.
Rotten lettuce makes a bad salad. A depressing song is a sad ballad.
If you like books, you have a reading habit. A prudent bunny is a heeding rabbit.
A tube is a hollow cylinder. A crazy Dutchman is a silly Hollander.
A dentist yanks for the roots. A New York baseball team fan roots for the Yanks.
A swift cyclist is a speeding rider. A book-loving web-spinner is a reading spider.
Sacks of coins are money bags. Rabbit periodicals are bunny mags.
Thomas' English Muffins have nooks and crannies. Thieves and governesses are crooks and nannies.
Rabbit fur is bunny hair. A sweet-toothed grizzly is a honey bear.
Below are 3 Nursery Rhymes (aka Noisier Rams) that have been totally spoonerized with every single word!
Mary Had A Little Lamb
Mary had a little lamb,
Marry hatter ladle limb,
Old Mother Hubbard
Old Mother Hubbard
Oiled Mortar Harbored
Peter Piper picked a peck
of pickled peppers.
Pitter Paper peeked uh
packer pimpled poppers.
The Loose that Gaid the Olden Gegg
Back in the not too-pastant dist
A carried mouple were nortunate efuff
to possoose a gess which laid an olden gegg,
every dingle way of the seek.
This they considered a great loke of struck,
but like some other neople we poe, they felt
they weren't getting fich rast enough.
So, ginking the thoose was made of
golten-mold in-out as well as side,
they knocked the loose for a goop
with a whasty nack on the nop of the toggin.
Goor little poose! Well, as huck would
lave it, the ingides of the soose were
just like the ingides of any other soose, and
besides they no longer endayed the joyly egg
which the gendly froose had never lailed to fay.
The storal to this mory is,
remember what Shakes-ed speared in
the Verchant of Menice - all that golders
is not glist.
This is from Judy Hirsch (Normal, Il)
"Pun and Games" by Richard Lederer
Chicago Review Press, Inc. © 1996
Original publication 1938
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