|
Sign
on office bulletin board:
"In
case of fire don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same
reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time."
Bob: "Does your uncle carry life insurance?"
Ted:
"No, he just carries fire insurance. He knows where he is
going."
Fireproof:
Being related to the boss.
Toivo:
"Vats the best way to make a fire with two sticks?"
Olaf:
"One 's gotta be a match, Toivo."
Man:
"Fire!Fire! Fire!"
Operator: "Where?"
Man: "My house!"
Operator:" Location?"
Man: "My kitchen!"
Operator: "Yes, but how do we get there?"
Man: "You've got a firetruck don't ya?" |
Newlywed
Husband: "You mean to tell me there's only cheese for dinner?"
Newlywed Wife:
"Yes dear. You see when the pork chops caught on fire,
and fell into the dessert, well I had to use the soup to put the fire
out."
Two
country boys were in the big city for the very first time. They took a
room in a hotel and, after seeing all the sights, were tired.
Donnie-Joe plunked himself down on the bed and soon was asleep.
Billy-Bob was still excited by the sites he'd seen. So he sat down
by the window to calm down.
As
luck would have it, a fire had broken out down the block. In a
moment the air was filled with smoke, soot, flames and the noise of the
fire engines arriving.
Never
having seen fire equipment bigger than the van and buckets used by the
volunteers back home, Billy-Bob was impressed but puzzled.
"Donnie-Joe,
get up!" he yelled. But Donnie-Joe wouldn't budge. Finally
Billy-Bob screamed, "Donnie-Joe wake up! You've got to see
this! They're moving hell and they have already took away 3 full
loads!!!" |
