Valentine Limericks :) by Brownielocks.

or Silly, Corny, Dumb, Valentines Rhymes?

all of these are original and were created by Brownielocks

Popsicles are cold Cocoa is hot I'm sending you this incognito because I like you a lot.	I think you're cool. I think you're fun. This Valentine is sent Priority Mail To get a jump on my competition.	Roses are red Violets are blue, When you forgive me, You'll get a Valentine IOU	On a scale of sexy between one and ten You're a 1 and a 0 multiplied over and over again.	Roses are lovely, but Roses have thorns, Your beauty won't last forever So the mirror warns.
Chocolate is brown, Hearts are red, If you won't be my Valentine, I'll ask that other girl (guy) instead.	Roses are red Blue is the sky If you don't become my Valentine I'll just eat till I die.	Love can be fleeting or Love can endure, Say you'll be my Valentine so we can be sure.	Valentines are stupid. Valentines are dumb. So why do we get so upset If no one sends us one? (Hint!)	I think you're hot I think you're cool But if you don't become my Valentine I'll think you're a fool.
I'm not a psychic But I've got a hunch, How would you like a Valentine lunch?	Your hugs are like whip cream Your kisses like Jell-O I hope you always have room in your heart for this fellow.	If you won't be my Valentine, Then give this back to me. I believe in recycling so help save a tree.	Purple is created by blending red and blue And I was created to always love you.	"A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do" and so I'm sending this Valentine to you!
I can bring home the bacon I can fry it up in a pan If you'd be my Valentine I'd never let you forget I'm your man.	One is for lonely Two is not. Be my Valentine Or I'll buy a dog named Spot.	I smiled, I winked, I have been quite a flirt. So here's a Valentine because you're not too alert.	Amongst all that junk mail, It feels so divine When someone cares enough To send a Valentine!	I'm going against all the things my mother taught me. So here's a Valentine from a girl of the 21st Century.

Whatever color your rose may be
It will soon dry and fade away;
But my love
for you
Sweetheart
Is forever here
to stay.

Although we are no longer one,
And we live far apart,
This Valentine is sent to you
because you still own my
heart.

I'm not sending you roses,
like the other guys might do.
I'm sending you an orchid,
because it is special like you.

This Valentine is not a poem because I'm not into that corny stuff.
I love you with no rhyme or reason.

Valentine, so far away, I'm sending you this pre-paid phone card.
Call me so I can hear your voice because being away from you is hard.

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